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everyone send me cat pics i need to give them to my girlfriend, she really loves cats and i wanna stash a few somewhere for when/if she feels down, thank you! im not joking with this

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mastodon promotes low attention span and lesbianism rt if u agree

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i dunno about you guys but im here to toot about how much i love my girlfriend

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if shes ur girl then why is she farming minecraft chickens with me?

so far weve discussed owning cats, chickens, goats and maybe guinea pigs... ive never been this happy with anyone and the fact we might be able to live together one day makes me immensely happy :]

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hey ik this website is for the funnies but a lot of nyall seem like genuinely nice ppl and i hope u have a fantastic day

cant stop thinkin bout owning a small farm with my wife i love her so much

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me emerging from my burrow, ready to bestow my wisdoms upon you all,

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please sir thats my emotional support cowboy

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all im gonna do tomorrow is lovetoot about my gf and yall cant stop me. but for now good night!

spent my evening calling with my girlfriend and just sayin..... im a lesbian

my girlfriend said mastodon sounds like masturbate and i kinda hate that! thanks

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