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hello local timeline! things are looking normal right now

don’t tell the radtown gang but I’m skippin out on they asses

this instance is a ghost ship and I’m its ancient skeleton captain telling you to get the hell out of here!

Just got off the horn with Putin. He said @LoonyLiberalHah is definitely a Russian operative! Interesting!

why are 800 people still following a dead account? I’m on now, go follow me there

hey there @Gargron just logged in to my dot social account say that you're a very poor administrator and you'd do well to rethink how you engage with the situation

that’s not this account it’s my new bofa account

alright dot social folks. you’re gonna get two more posts out of me, starting with this one

Follow not this account

That’s at 3_3van at

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