The rowboat was alluring, gleaming green and black, sleek, with cushioned seats, a proud, sculpted equine head on the prow. Beside it was a sign that read 'FREE' with the E's drawn backwards. It was very tempting, just sitting there on the riverbank.

I made sure I was alone before I confidently hefted a heavy rock at it.

With a furious whinny, the rowboat bucked, and dove beneath the surface.

Kelpies were getting trickier these days!

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

**418** · Sep 27, 2020, 13:37

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**Lilou the energized 🔋⚡** @baerd@eldritch.cafe · Sep 27, 2020, 13:37

Sep 27, 2020, 13:37

Lilou the energized 🔋⚡ @baerd@eldritch.cafe

This is year 2020, stop saying groupsex, this is just crowdpounding.

**418** · Sep 19, 2020, 07:15

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V @V@lgbt.io · Sep 19, 2020, 07:15

Sep 19, 2020, 07:15

V @V@lgbt.io

Important PSA:

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**418** · Sep 04, 2020, 19:54

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**i'm here live (i'm not a cat)** @triz@skull.website · Sep 04, 2020, 19:54

Sep 04, 2020, 19:54

i'm here live (i'm not a cat) @triz@skull.website

some would say you can't use command line tools on your gf but i beg to diff her

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Nov 30, 2019, 10:48

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Nov 30, 2019, 10:48

Nov 30, 2019, 10:48

418 @418@mastodon.social

What are birds?

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Oct 29, 2019, 19:27

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Oct 29, 2019, 19:27

Oct 29, 2019, 19:27

418 @418@mastodon.social

Can you all please just fuck off with the fireworks already!

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Oct 26, 2019, 10:48

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Oct 26, 2019, 10:48

Oct 26, 2019, 10:48

418 @418@mastodon.social

@sophia @healyn small candles and all that slimy stringy stuff... not your average fleshlight for sure

Eww.

**418** · Sep 27, 2019, 21:44

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**Miles to go before I sleep** @Demonsthenes13@goblin.camp · Sep 27, 2019, 21:44

Sep 27, 2019, 21:44

Miles to go before I sleep @Demonsthenes13@goblin.camp

I are witch...my familiar is a hooman

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**418** @418@mastodon.social · Aug 19, 2019, 21:12

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Aug 19, 2019, 21:12

Aug 19, 2019, 21:12

418 @418@mastodon.social

Hooray for wine.

**418** · Jul 15, 2019, 00:27

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**Winter Alex** @checkervest@octodon.social · Jul 15, 2019, 00:27

Jul 15, 2019, 00:27

Winter Alex @checkervest@octodon.social

pastel portrait, eye contact

Hi I really like how this turned out

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**418** @418@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2019, 18:38

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2019, 18:38

Jul 15, 2019, 18:38

418 @418@mastodon.social

I love Mikkeller. That is all.

**418** · Jul 15, 2019, 17:39

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**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2019, 17:39

Jul 15, 2019, 17:39

Eugen @Gargron@mastodon.social

Happy birthday @pbandkate@radical.town! 🎂

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Jun 26, 2019, 22:30

**418** @418@mastodon.social · Jun 26, 2019, 22:30

Jun 26, 2019, 22:30

418 @418@mastodon.social

Stop boosting this, people! I've scrolled past it like 4 times already RT @goblin: got to say that my type is, of course, a girl with a single big tit.