The rowboat was alluring, gleaming green and black, sleek, with cushioned seats, a proud, sculpted equine head on the prow. Beside it was a sign that read 'FREE' with the E's drawn backwards. It was very tempting, just sitting there on the riverbank.
I made sure I was alone before I confidently hefted a heavy rock at it.
With a furious whinny, the rowboat bucked, and dove beneath the surface.
Kelpies were getting trickier these days!
Stop boosting this, people! I've scrolled past it like 4 times already RT @goblin: got to say that my type is, of course, a girl with a single big tit.