Bloody Heck it's still flipping Tuesday

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rt if you're

sad
super sad
a really heckin sad doggo
having a wank
clinically depressed

nobody will ever know which!

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selfie, makeup, boost if i’m cute Show more

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valid to be a huge fucking idiot and a fuck up

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😴😴😴😴😴

I am a tired person who has done too much work and not enough sleeping.

Please send cats and pizza.

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God fucking dammit. You do not own your children. You cannot make your children into whatever you want. You do not have a right to know if they are LGBT. You simply do not.

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ATTN everyone I've now seen this image and I'd like to announce: it me,,,,,

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i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused Show more

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i am happier online when i have no idea what’s going on

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when the moon
hits your eye
you're too close
to the moon

Jesus fucking fuck, nose, why dost thou tickle me so you hairy bastard

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Siegfried says "there are no unskilled workers, only unvalued workers"

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