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There are a lot of fucking seagulls here.

Bloody Heck it's still flipping Tuesday

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I am a tired person who has done too much work and not enough sleeping.

Please send cats and pizza.

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God fucking dammit. You do not own your children. You cannot make your children into whatever you want. You do not have a right to know if they are LGBT. You simply do not.

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i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

now i'm in hot water with the japanese mafia

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when the moon
hits your eye
you're too close
to the moon

Jesus fucking fuck, nose, why dost thou tickle me so you hairy bastard

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Siegfried says "there are no unskilled workers, only unvalued workers"

I just dropped my laptop on my foot

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Everyone likes to make fun of medieval cat paintings but have you ever seen a medieval cat irl? No, you haven't. Maybe they looked like that

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enjoy this Russian meme that I think basically translates to “sight of cat, grace of potat”, every time I look at it it gets a bit funnier

Could this train be any fucking slower

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