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Ok I'm late to

My name's andrew (he or they), 27 years old. I've been on the internet for a very long time.

I like to talk about science fiction stories, vintage computers, leftist politics and goofposting.

I like old computers and game systems but will keep the technical talk on a different account. Someday I'm going to learn how to program.

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bune transfer protocol  

shout out to my brain for giving me a dream about a bear in the big blue house RPG where characters have traits like "take damage when being washed"

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The research fairy  

Royal baby oppresses his first commoner

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Petra-fied  

2029: Americans finally become annoyed with not having the metric system.

Democratic president Ernie Sandwich decides to implement reforms, and the Democrats decide to do the decent thing and compromise.

It is on this day that the inch-metre is implemented

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the only transgirl top  

@Taweret wow i like your shoelaces

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Scooby Doofender  

okay so apparently they're redesigning Sonic's dick to look more like the DeviantArt source material???

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Paradroyd  

Colors

#retrogaming #retrocomputing #AtariST

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:thounking: i'm planning on moving to a new instance but i'm trying to figure out which one now

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Queen of the dang Andals πŸ–€  
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dog  

my man eccleston

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🍀Dee-Ra🍀  

Teachers Guns Show more

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I really need to move past this CPU avatar if I want people to take me seriously, but my government-assigned fursona got lost in the mail

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dog  

ladies, gentlemen, multisex, robot, or undecided

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Decker Unrhevollen  
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jude  

the bible story of Adam and Eve is the original removing a rib so you can suck your own dick

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Scooby Doofender  

i dont need to start the revolution. i just need to learn to grow the food

i dont need to found the party. i just need to learn to fight to defend it

i dont need to inspire the masses. i just need to learn to build a roof over their heads

how will i make the revolution happen? i just need to pick one skill and set one goal

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maple, your robot gf :bot:  

re-rendered an old little lowpoly blender animation from 2014

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David Will  

People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

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hanny  

important

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Hi I'm Zoey  

A big problem with the way history is taught is that we aren't taught the full context of just how awful life was back then. We're (Sweden here) taught the names and lives of an awful lot of kings and how much they murdered people but we never get the perspective of serfs and tradespeople. They don't matter, because workers don't matter to this day.

Make education leftist, make people understand the class struggle that goes on to this day. Teach kids to draw parallels between oppression back then and oppression now.

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π–Žπ–’π–’π–”π–—π–™π–†π–‘ π–†π–•π–Š  

Glock Ness Monster, or: Loched and Loaded

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