EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK. I DONT HAVE AVHS PLAYER NOR DO I OWN A RIDDICK VHS. IVE PUSHED MY PS4 INTO THE WALL AND MADE A MASSIVE DENT

The UK, transphobia 

I need to leave TERF Island before I get legislated out of existence.

Where the fuck is relatively safe to go? Scandinavia? Germany? New Zealand?

Thinking about how I'm gonna transition. Thinking I'll use a star transition like in windows movie maker.

Let cis straight boys wear dresses

Dresses are pretty

what if your nuts got hard instead of your dick. Would that be fucked up or what

you couldnt convince me that theres any point in human history when trans men didnt exist. that would imply that there was a point when #Dudes didnt #Rock quite as hard. and buddy, you n me both know thats a #paradox

if i keep tooting the phrase 'useless bisexual catboy boyfriend' one will materialise, that's the plan, lads

we're smashing chairs over each others heads, the lorry drivers are clapping and cheering, we've saved christmas

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πŸŽ‰ Owncast 0.0.3 is out! πŸŽ‰

This is pretty amazing! An open-source video streaming service that comes with batteries included: live chat, adaptive bitrate streaming, an admin interface.

Think of it as a self-hosted Twitch alternative!

Website: owncast.online/

Sources: github.com/owncast/owncast

Check out the demo instance: watch.owncast.online/

santa claus is a pirate 

- "ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "yo ho ho"
- has a crew (elves) large enough to sail a ship
- where does he get the materials to build all those toys? plunder
- wears a hat
- carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
- has a hideout in a remote location
- big beard

if portishead is so good, why isn't there a starboardisn'tfeet

Sometimes I feel I've got to

*hyuck hyuck*

Run away

I've got to

*hyuck hyuck*

Get away

From the pain you drive into the heart of me

Current stupid earworm:

"It's beginning to sound a lot like christmas" but instead "It's beginning to sound a lot like homophobia" with homophobia said deadpan, no music.

I've had this in mind for three days.

the weird thing about the original chad drawing from the incel vs. chad meme is that he's gay. like if you translated that dude, visually, to real life he would 100% be gay

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