🔮retoot this and il tell you how you die
@adorra love how you didn't ask "in what"
@adorra (its piss)
You die of grain entrapment
A building falls on you
naruto becomes real long enough to flay you alive
@FrenchedPig you smother yourself to death in a blanket burrito
@epicwin you die of a hand cramp
a real bad one
you don't die, you metamorphize into a tree
you die, suspended in jello, made with mayo instead of water
you are catapulted at 468 miles per hour at a saguaro cactus
you die after someone gets angry that you have the longest url ever
you win a pineapple-eating contest. The sheer amount of citric acid dissolves you into a puddle.
you step on a rake and it kills you
you are the first human to sucessfully have their conciousness uploaded to a computer. you get a virus.
you go to a concert and die of vibin too hard
@maria someone insults you as a joke and you die from it.
you die after eating two-thousand ants
@warren_j you die of your pants being pulled up too high
you hitch a ride on a space ferry down in the cargo bay. there isn't any oxygen down there.
you get simultaneously glomped by 3 girls.
you die decorating your house for Halloween. Not on a ladder or anything, you're just really bad with tangles
you die of being too cute
you use poisonous plants in homemade potions.
you die of grief when your favorite plant dies
you are swarmed by pigeons who eat you alive
you are wacked to death by 20+ people with protest signs
you choke on a Swedish fish
@narto you eat too many leaves and die.
you are shot to death by a rivet gun
you drown in a washing machine. as per your last will, you are then put in the dryer.
you die from eating rare crystals
you play the hostage in a movie.
they accidentally use live ammo.
you stumble around in the darkness ave fall off the cliff in your bedroom. yep.
@vaquitas you're an aspen. you live a long life. a couple carves their initials into your bark. hurts a little but it's worth it. years later they get married under your thick canopy. you exhaust your nutrients at the age of 216 and you are at peace.
@8track but my dumbass would die in such a cartoonish way lmao
@Wrathy to be fair the rake was pretty cool.
@8track yeah that sounds about right
@8track > implying i'm mortal
@howdy you die of your own ego.
more specifically you die of getting trampled by 6 horses and run over by an Amish buggy
@8track I am sold on this.
@8track this is so uplifting because my family won't let me celebrate Halloween and this means I get to celebrate it at least once before I die. thanks so much :')
@8track better than I expected tbh
@8track how I always thought I would go
@8track TRUE tysm
yeah that sounds about right HDFGKDFHG
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