🔮retoot this and il tell you how you die
You choke on 1 singular, entire strawberry while trying to show off to your beautiful s/o
you die of being too excited
you die in a horrific sperm bank incident
You are drawn and quartered by an angry trucker gang. 7 semis rip you apart
you fall out of your skin while walking to the tooth store.
you get all your toes shot off.
you are reclaimed by the earth. in non-poetic terms however you fell into a ravine.
you use poisonous plants in homemade potions.
@vaquitas you're an aspen. you live a long life. a couple carves their initials into your bark. hurts a little but it's worth it. years later they get married under your thick canopy. you exhaust your nutrients at the age of 216 and you are at peace.
@howdy you die of your own ego.
more specifically you die of getting trampled by 6 horses and run over by an Amish buggy
@8track this is so uplifting because my family won't let me celebrate Halloween and this means I get to celebrate it at least once before I die. thanks so much :')
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