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๐Ÿ”ฎretoot this and il tell you how you die
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@eyelessjack@berries.space
You choke on 1 singular, entire strawberry while trying to show off to your beautiful s/o

@turochamp
naruto becomes real long enough to flay you alive

@rhys_vk@berries.space
you die of being too excited

@cquad@berries.space
you die in a horrific sperm bank incident

@FrenchedPig you smother yourself to death in a blanket burrito

brutal 

@vaquitas
you don't die, you metamorphize into a tree

@stupot
you die, suspended in jello, made with mayo instead of water

@mychemicalromance
you are catapulted at 468 miles per hour at a saguaro cactus

@badmothertrekker
you die after someone gets angry that you have the longest url ever

@velexiraptor
you win a pineapple-eating contest. The sheer amount of citric acid dissolves you into a puddle.

brutal 

@Mokupele
you are the first human to sucessfully have their conciousness uploaded to a computer. you get a virus.

@Slipperywerm@radical.town
you fall out of your skin while walking to the tooth store.

@maria someone insults you as a joke and you die from it.

@warren_j you die of your pants being pulled up too high

brutal 

@Wewereseeds@organizing.social
you are reclaimed by the earth. in non-poetic terms however you fell into a ravine.

@therealspresso
you hitch a ride on a space ferry down in the cargo bay. there isn't any oxygen down there.

@spookydjinn
you die decorating your house for Halloween. Not on a ladder or anything, you're just really bad with tangles

@nanoberry
you use poisonous plants in homemade potions.

brutal 

@mydearouroboros
you are wacked to death by 20+ people with protest signs

@lilacdemon
you drown in a washing machine. as per your last will, you are then put in the dryer.

@plaguedad
you play the hostage in a movie.
they accidentally use live ammo.

@scarlettablack
you stumble around in the darkness ave fall off the cliff in your bedroom. yep.

@vaquitas you're an aspen. you live a long life. a couple carves their initials into your bark. hurts a little but it's worth it. years later they get married under your thick canopy. you exhaust your nutrients at the age of 216 and you are at peace.

brutal 

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@howdy you die of your own ego.
more specifically you die of getting trampled by 6 horses and run over by an Amish buggy

@8track @maria Sounds like someone is too good at being a Bard.

@8track this is so uplifting because my family won't let me celebrate Halloween and this means I get to celebrate it at least once before I die. thanks so much :')

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