🔮retoot this and il tell you how you die
you win a pineapple-eating contest. The sheer amount of citric acid dissolves you into a puddle.
you are the first human to sucessfully have their conciousness uploaded to a computer. you get a virus.
you hitch a ride on a space ferry down in the cargo bay. there isn't any oxygen down there.
you die decorating your house for Halloween. Not on a ladder or anything, you're just really bad with tangles
@vaquitas you're an aspen. you live a long life. a couple carves their initials into your bark. hurts a little but it's worth it. years later they get married under your thick canopy. you exhaust your nutrients at the age of 216 and you are at peace.
@howdy you die of your own ego.
more specifically you die of getting trampled by 6 horses and run over by an Amish buggy
@8track this is so uplifting because my family won't let me celebrate Halloween and this means I get to celebrate it at least once before I die. thanks so much :')
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