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It does mean I get to post this pic of wilma again though ☺️

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Dear Mom,

You gotta see this guy’s hog. Holy hell!

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only 90s kids will remember the moment when the aeroplane propellers turned into gigantic bass subwoofers in the Dragostea Din Tei video

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fucking right im smarter than a fifth grader. what do they kno? nothing. ive filed taxes.

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Just like boomers to complain about participation trophies because there was an eight-way tie in the Scripps spelling bee. Look at the winning words in the 60s vs the winning words the past ten years. It's absurd!

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in this toot I'm a doctor who just delivered a baby 

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I say we should teach computers to feel self-doubt

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My neighbor's three favorite films of all time:
3. "10,000,000 Explosions"
2. "Army Guys, Yelling At Each Other"
1. "Subwoofer: The Movie"

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nobody in metallica has ever made a woman cum. they're too aggressively hetero

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How many times do you think this sign was stolen before they resided to stick a tracker on it?

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fuck all you daywalking assholes give me dopamine hits with your florps

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John Woo was rumoured to have clashed with Jean-Claude Van Damme, over the latters insistence that one camera be dedicated to capturing his oiled cock

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