Feral David @A_Feral_David@mastodon.social

whenever I come here I'm reminded what it's like to be in a place where everything isn't always on fire and screaming

they see me tooting...they hatin'

@my2k have you seen the new Voltron?

so I guess we live here today?

everybody is coming to this website to tell everyone else that the other website we are all on is down. The asteroid would be a mercy right now

guys twitter died we're free

Here comes the Easter Dracula

can I follow other instances so they show up on my local timeline or no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-gwuML2vYE the news rn

Guinea Pigs hold secret wisdom

nobody is holding anybody's beer here it's nice

okay here is my idea for a reality show, this is the only reality show I would ever watch. Space X takes famous flat earthers together and we watch them in training camp, one will go to space. We film them as they orbit earth and just have to deal with it.

I would walk through fire if it meant Ottawa could get a Rainforest Cafe

https://mastodon.social/media/bKBxdreSlD0COzNaPnE A Strong Gentleman

hey #Ottawa is anyone else on here?

how are we not all laughing at the fact that we can't stop tooting? HOW IS THAT NOT THE ONLY JOKE ON THIS WEBSITE

*goes out in search of wild brands* It's a brave new world full of hope and wonder and an elephant

it's really calm here, looking at this timeline it's like the world isn't on fire constantly? It's really weird waiting for news, like I forgot that was a thing that you had to do

I like this character limit it lets me stretch my writing legs more. Also I can have more than one thought at once. Like this toot is suddenly about Tacos, I can't do that on twitter

what's nice is that my last name is not here and no one important follows me so I don't feel bad about spam