Spent most of the day enjoying a summer head cold / also discussing Vietnam Special Forces / Projects. Also,vodka & ramen.

Just somewhere to practice my roundhouse kicks

High Five if u 💜 someone who wears a fanny pack

^5

Mu cat came inside 5 years ago, the survivors of a feral cat colony. She’s terribly sweet, her nickname is Kitty Biscuits cuz she nom nom

Even listening to other ppl on the phone with tech support or customer service of any kind makes me leave my body / go to my happy place

*scrambling backwards into my den* it's magic, gnome artisans did it, leave me alone

I know some self proclaimed Geezers...
I need hand puppets of KISS to get their attention about anything

Geezers means sumpthin d’frent than it usedta

pantsless and running late: a memoir by mooncake

Narrow it down to other Survivors who can laugh, create and share and I’m a lonely psyduck

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