Good morning to everyone except for whoever invented headphones with cables so long that I accidentally have my leg tangled up on it accidentally pulling it out of the port causing Frank Ocean to be blasted out on full volume across the office
bird site: 280 characters
mastodon, an intellectual: 500 characters but everyone only seems to post "im gay"
I keep forgetting about mastodon
im gay
I have like a million tabs open and I'm trying to clean them up and I forgot that this was one of the tabs. im sorry
me: i should post more on mastodon
also me: I got distracted doing something else and this status has been in the text box for days so now I can't remember what the original "also me" was
love too toot
Dear kid from the "They're Gonna Taste Great" Frosties advert,
Firstly: what kind of fucked up plates you have that hold cereal you doofus
Secondly: that's not how you pronounce pirate what the fuck dude
im gay
by pissing them off i mean "make fun of their circlejerk" rather than anything actually harmful ofc
the tech industry is a garbage toilet nightmare so pissing them off is good in my book
yes, lmao
Apparently there's a lot of people upset that the SwiftOnSecurity on mastodon.social isn't the real SwiftOnSecurity? lmao
The gender sads are in full effect tonight lads
Hi, im gay
don't toot of me
please don't @ me
bird website has fucked up again by banning piss pig granddad lads
