"Juggalos figured out how to beat facial recognition" by Caroline Haskins https://theoutline.com/post/5172/juggalo-juggalette-facepaint-makeup-hack-beat-facial-recognition-technology
OK, this might be the most cyberpunk headline I've read all year
More ridiculous Star Wars ship names:
-Scandalous Lily Bear
-Dagobah Song Blade
-Endor Tornado Sun
-Obsidian Palace Gundark
-Iridonia Curiosity Songbird
-Kessel Bottle Revenge
Should we get hens for the backyard? y/n
He stares at me, smug. He picks up the skillet. It's so hot his skin sticks to it. He starts screaming for the Secret Service to get me, to stop me. 'cos, you know, I did this to him. Turns out they don't really like him, so they all just sorta stand around looking dumbfounded.
The next day, I'm the subject of a FoxNews piece about the Honey Ham Hitman that took a shot at their idol.
It's fucking back bacon, you idiots.
I just remembered I had a dream where I was searing a side of peameal bacon in a skillet at an outdoor event.
As I'm handling this blazingly hot skillet, Trump approaches, trying to get at the ham. Instinctively, I step in the way. "Careful, that skillet's really hot."
He takes offense. How dare I tell him what to do? He shoves me. I move aside.
Everyone, read the tweet thread linked. The Golden Lovers are the best storyline in wrestling and it's gay as heck. I love it.
Indigenous Peoples pretty sure Lady Justice can see just f—ing fine
The world is not fair. It's up to us to make it so.
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