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omg it was so early I didn't include in my list of interests 😱

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body shaming 

Netflix's Insatiable is really fat-shaming trash after all? Who, besides everyone, could have predicted such a thing?

To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-8 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same.

I'm awake at 3:23 AM with Let It Go stuck in my head AMA

Thanks for your kind words, everyone 💙 Your support is lovely and appreciated.

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I'm kind of sad I didn't join the XOXO instance but I was already set up here and I don't want to start over again. I just don't see the case for multiple accounts across instances (for me).

J: That's a good toot.
A: Why? I mean, I thought it was super focused and to the point.
J: *nods, glassy-eyed*

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I've been idly thinking about setting aside App Launch Map and finding a "real" job. I wonder if I'm really qualified to do what I'm trying to do and if what I have to impart is valuable.

Then I watch a series of "developer insights" videos from Apple full of buzzwords and I realize that there really is a huge gap here.

Anyway. Hi I have imposter syndrome please buy my product when it launches.


Saturday afternoon anxiety attack 🎉


Also, the unofficial WWDC app for macOS is magic. You can change playback speed with the click of a button and read transcripts to make sure you heard things correctly in-app!

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I love discovering non-headlining, awesome things when I'm watching WWDC videos.

For example, I didn't hear about Sandbox accounts last year and haven't been involved with any IAP testing since then, but dang does that make things easier!

J ordered "a surprise" for me weeks ago. "It finally shipped!" he said, moments ago. "It will be here in two to four weeks."

What is this, the 1990s?

once again, for people in the back: accessibility doesn’t mean making accommodations on a case by case basis. it isn’t what is most feasible for you.

My 5yo: “How long until we get there?”
Me: 1 hour and 20 min
Her: In kid language please
Me: One My Little Pony movie
Her: Oh ok.

A: Imma get up and get some work done before my afternoon plans!
Cats: But we've never been fed we needs it now!
A: Firstly, that's untrue. Secondly, J feeds you in the morning.
C, in front of keyboard: Fine, skritch us.
A: *skirtches*
C: We're gonna stay here until you feed us.
A: Go talk to J.
A: I need to work.

Hey, anyone in Seattle want to buy our 2012 Toyota Prius V? I bought it new, no accidents, 96K miles, works great.

my daughter just came into the office and said “Daddy, I can’t until I’m 12!”


“Because then I can go to App Camp” 💕

/cc: @Aleen

Oh. Holedown apparently reset on my phone. Nothing is unlocked. Awesome.

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