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Heya folks, I'm biting the bullet and changing instances > knzk.me/@Aleums

If anyone could do me a favour and point me in the direction of that tool that lets you DM all your followers about an instance migration, it would me much appreciated.

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Introductions 

Hello!
I'm a 23 year old Canadian boy, and I am on the internet.
I'm studying Computer Science and I love games (especially card games), analysis, social justice and music.
I'm bi/pan and I would call myself ancom, but I am still working on my politics.
My ultimate goal is to be your friend, so please let me know if I post something that should have used a CW - I would prefer to learn than to make you uncomfortable.
TERFs are banned from viewing my content.
Please enjoy your day!

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As promised - some of my favourite albums! Let me know if you want to know about any of them.

MoMA? I hardly know-a! idk. it's the best pic of me ever taken tho (EC, boosts mandatory) 

haha🌻yeah

hey my operating system may compromise my privacy, it may serve me constant advertisements, and it may have a super secret recipe where nobody's allowed to know what the hell it's actually *doing* when it randomly wakes up my computer at 3am, scans the hard drive for a few seconds, and then goes back to sleep, but at least it lets me play the latest bethesda and EA games

actual TF2 canon 

- Australia is a utopia where everyone (including women) have a mustache and everyone is automatically brilliant and buff, because of Australium
- New Zealand is Atlantis because one guy convinced the Elders of Zealand that the surface is covered in magma
- There's a 70+ year long proxy war between two technologically immortal dudes with an endless stream of mercenaries... over gravel in New Mexico
- Soldier lost his hands multiple times
- Heavy holds a PhD in Russian literature

if you crack your knuckles the "crunchman" will come for you and take your ears

drug 

just copped a dry herb vape here we go boys drug habit achieved

*finishes suckin a dick and crushes it against my skull like a beer can*

Twitter: everyone is screaming about how Senator Racisim McGhoul denied making claims that he would "Beat democracy to death with Hitler's bones"
Mastodon: everyone is gathering in the town square like it's a old western standoff, hooting and hollering as pepsi attempts to out-shitpost todd

horseshoe theory but it’s about how nerds and jocks both are just fucking assholes

Just a heads up to anyone interetsted: I will be live-tooting me making gumbo in like an hour and a half after I get back from the store and prep. Feel free to follow this thread, as I'll be posting it here!

sending you all large ice coffee energy in this here good morning toot

Hey!!!! 👋 I’m gonna do a handwriting thread!! People used to tell me back in high school that I had some of the neatest cursive they’ve ever seen. :D
So send me your social security info and I’ll send it written back to you!!!!

human followers DONT INTERACT 

parakeets peckin at the keyboard.....................hello

Reposting my loose list of favourite albums for national bum day:

Please enjoy my basic white boy taste

The Ghostbusters are COPS. Do NOT call them.
Work with a local medium to open dialog with the spirits in your community.

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