@felidista Look. It's simple. I give good content ok. I want my recognition. I want validation. I want a LG V40 and a BAFTA and five million euros.

@felidista but apparently the Universe says 'No.'

@Alisca As does Mastodon...

@felidista the injustice of it. I'm lying here, haven't tried that hard at all really, and I'm all outta ideas.

@Alisca "you said the dreams I had went to my head"

@felidista cos I'm tryin' to win a BAFTA from my bed....

@Alisca Be? It's nearly dinnertime! You Irish really know how to relax.

@Alisca Be = Bed, obviously.

@felidista Jesus you sent me into a existential tailspin there BE MORE CAREFUL WHEN TYPING 'BED' PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST

@felidista and FYI it's not even 12 noon here. we havent even had Second Breakfast

@Alisca Not even had first breakfast yet! So busy this morning, being right on the interwebz...

@Alisca Apologies.

@felidista and now I feel bad too JUST STOP😆

@Alisca Bad? Or bed...

@felidista I feel be

@Alisca Does Jay-Z know?

@felidista Does he care I think's the real question. :-(

@Alisca Probably wants to put it oin his next album; 'Feel My Be". The video will feature Beyoncé in a bathtub full of Guinness being scrubbed down by Galway GAA.

@felidista Get outta my head girl

@Alisca That image will be there forever. Especially when you're our with the lads.

@felidista I've already memed it into the Galway Camoige Team