I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it
@Alisca It is funny after all.
@felidista Look. It's simple. I give good content ok. I want my recognition. I want validation. I want a LG V40 and a BAFTA and five million euros.
@felidista but apparently the Universe says 'No.'
@Alisca As does Mastodon...
@felidista the injustice of it. I'm lying here, haven't tried that hard at all really, and I'm all outta ideas.
@Alisca "you said the dreams I had went to my head"
@felidista cos I'm tryin' to win a BAFTA from my bed....
@Alisca Be? It's nearly dinnertime! You Irish really know how to relax.
@Alisca Be = Bed, obviously.
@felidista Jesus you sent me into a existential tailspin there BE MORE CAREFUL WHEN TYPING 'BED' PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST
@felidista and FYI it's not even 12 noon here. we havent even had Second Breakfast
@Alisca Not even had first breakfast yet! So busy this morning, being right on the interwebz...
@felidista and now I feel bad too JUST STOP😆
@Alisca Bad? Or bed...
@felidista I feel be
@Alisca Does Jay-Z know?
@felidista Does he care I think's the real question. :-(
@Alisca Probably wants to put it oin his next album; 'Feel My Be". The video will feature Beyoncé in a bathtub full of Guinness being scrubbed down by Galway GAA.
@felidista Get outta my head girl
@Alisca That image will be there forever. Especially when you're our with the lads.
@felidista I've already memed it into the Galway Camoige Team
@Alisca I laughed! Lol!
@Alisca no!! You can’t make me!!
@Alisca I like it! You may also enjoy:
@Alisca boost and follow
@Alisca This is amazing.
@Alisca WHERE CAN I BUY IT?
I think it's truth (I'm from a country with a 'Latin Extended A' language). So BOOSTED!
@Alisca I quad unicode
@Alisca I thought I did.
@Alisca Lol I already did boost someone else with this https://mastodon.social/@cedricbonhomme/100697641904996107 so thanks @vfrmedia for taking care of this one :-D
@Alisca it would've helped if the joke wasn't a few years too stale :-) Sorry!
@Alisca I need that mug
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