Shoes are just hard socks, wake up sheeple

This was a 3am tweet, it's not supposed to be this popular lmao

@Altruest . @milan regularly proves this claim with his running toe-shoes :p

@Altruest And gloves are just socks/shoes for the hands!

And hats are socks/shoes/gloves for the head!

And bras are just shoes/socks/gloves/hats for the boobs!

And pants are just shoes/socks/gloves/hats/bras for the legs!

It's shoes all the way down!

@meena lmao your metaphors have layers that haven't even been discovered yet.

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