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saying "kill two birds with one stone"
-violent
-encourages animal cruelty
-dead birds

saying "feed two birds with one scone"
-socially conscious
-forward-thinking and encouraging of life
-hap birb

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@Anderjak If only Colonel Sanders had that thought, I wouldn't be on statins.

@Anderjak
"Feed two birds with one scone"
-encourages overspending
-Uses resources to feed wildlife
-furthers pest problems in cities
-furthers animal dependence on human habitation

There's always two sides to the coin ;)

@Anderjak

encourages pronouncing scone to rhyme with stone, and you don't want to open that can of worms spaghetti

@y6nH @Anderjak is. is it not pronounced to rhyme with stone. is it pronounced like scoon or scoun? scony?

@sleepingsirens @Anderjak Rhymes with gone. Unless you're one of those people.

@sleepingsirens @Anderjak Rhymes with gone. Unless you're one of those people.

@sleepingsirens @y6nH @Anderjak
In my dialect gone, stone and scone all have different vowels. There is no rights and wrongs with organic speech, just obscurities. No dialect can be "wrong"

@freedomjosh @sleepingsirens @Anderjak Quite right. All accents and dialects are equally OK, but sometimes it's fun to pretend otherwise.

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