Best new thing I've heard in a while. Maybe I just over-relate to the sentiment. @THEBETHS@twitter.com
youtube.com/watch?v=-KACt6YhOy

lol yeah I do

RT @WeNeedToTalk@twitter.com

.@swincash@twitter.com on the ‘firsts’ that are happening in the @nba@twitter.com.

PS. @Andreakremer@twitter.com has the world on notice!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WeNeedToTalk/statu

This is one of the best accounts I follow.

RT @dessa_txt@twitter.com

There's a lot of good women
With a lot of bad backs
Your man said something heavy
It already looks bad
Careful what you carry on his behalf

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dessa_txt/status/1

nobody ever tells you when you have kids that you will have only a brief, glorious moment in your life between worrying about getting in trouble with your parents and worrying about getting in trouble with your kids

RT @jennycohn1@twitter.com

Given the forged signatures in favor of Republican Dasha Pruett in & the fraudulently switched voter registrations in Florida, this surge in switched voter registrations in PA must be investigated immediately. @harrisonjaime@twitter.com: Are u investigating?! Pls make a stmt! 1/ twitter.com/frankluntz/status/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/

I know Twitter knows the answer to this: who is on Katanji Brown Jackson’s husband’s socks?

RT @KrysOse@twitter.com

Hour has pasted, still quiet in Kyiv. Not sure what is coming next hours. Know something will happen early morning, but so far so good. Said I would take some rest, but to nervous to sleep. If this is my last message, know I took a few of them with me to hell!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KrysOse/status/149

STATION ELEVEN y'all. It's a masterpiece. I *wept*. I'm going to rewatch the whole thing. @station11hbo@twitter.com

RT @Chelsea_Fagan@twitter.com

also the stigma around being "lazy" is a scam, too -- i *am* kind of lazy! and that is chic! i'm protective over my time, i like indulgent rituals, i hate talking about how busy we are, i prefer working less, etc. performing constant productivity is what is embarrassing tbh

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Chelsea_Fagan/stat

RT @davejorgenson@twitter.com

For everyone googling:

Dr Dre: 56 years old

Snoop Dogg: 50 years old

50 Cent: 46 years old

🐦🔗: twitter.com/davejorgenson/stat

Full agree

RT @SeizureSalad314@twitter.com

Can we just have two more hours of Dre, Snoop, Mary, Kendrick & Eminem and skip the second half?

Thanks in advance.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SeizureSalad314/st

Super Bowl halftime show is fantastic. Never EVER thought I'd say that.

RT @whstancil@twitter.com

If you'll allow me to think a little more broadly, it's a long-standing problem that the US takes so many societal crises and tries to describe them as failures of personal responsibility. It's a big part of how we rationalize our social safety being so weak.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/whstancil/status/1

RT @itsJeffTiedrich@twitter.com

hang on, are you telling me that the guy who cheated on his wives and bilked investors and stiffed contractors and emboldened racists and caged babies and defended Nazis and snuggled up to dictators and started a riot was also destroying documents? woah, that's a bridge too far

🐦🔗: twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/st

RT @JoyceWhiteVance@twitter.com

The fact that so much of what Trump does is awful doesn't mean it's all lawful. There's increasing evidence of his direct involvement in a conspiracy to interfere with the election, a crime that should be investigated by DOJ, not county DAs with fewer resources.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/st

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