Anticapcom4 @Anticapcom4@mastodon.social

did you know that transparent aluminium is a thing that exists? it’s kind of amazing.

We need to stop measuring the economy by how well rich people are doing.

if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.

you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"

this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.

it's fine to pour motor oil into your nearest drainage system, it comes from the ground so it's all natural

Everything wrong with Discord in 5000 words or less. https://cadence.moe/blog/2020-06-06-fuckdiscord

Please boost. Please move off Discord. Please take your friends with you.

I can make edits upon request.

my cat is always sitting on my keyboard trying to guess my password, but turns out it's not the letter h repeated 27 times

I just need like 3 boosts for my self-esteem

She harassed me by whining and trying to jump on things until I paid attention to her, then went and sat pointedly by the paper bag until I put it on the bed

#DailyCatPic #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats #caturday