idk where my phone is and either
A) it fell out of the car at the gas station 2 hours ago and is lost to the seas forever
B) it's in the shadow realm until the sun rises again and i'll find it on the floor next to my bed tomorrow morning

Me at 7:30: "It's sunday so I don't have to get out of bed yet"

Me at 8:00: "Oh it's monday and i missed this class that starts at 8"

Me at 9:00: "that class starts at 9"

A leaf fell on my phone and hit the toot button. Nature wants me to make this post

There's a bee that shows up to inspect my food whenever I eat lunch here and I think it wants me to go on a quest for it

tfw you get hit by a cyclist because you were distracted by thinking about trees

kentucky route zero is the game i want you to play

Ash boosted

gonna put a mojave phone booth in a game

does anyone know of a space station 13 server where people aren't racist

here's a cool blog I just remembered:

it's someone documenting the creation of a procedural world generator

For a long time I had no idea what ACAB stood for and the best I could come up with was "assigned cop at birth"

There's a strange liquid sound coming from the ceiling in this classroom

i need, like, wall-mounted keyboard+mouse+monitor setups throughout my house so i can maximize computer

Milk and shredded cheese are different degrees of the same thing

i tend not to like melodies i make once they're a couple hours old

got a new album name from some code documentation i'm writing

it's easy to combine programs with text interfaces (ex. ls | grep txt) but there's no easy way to combine GUI-based programs

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