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It all makes sense now: twink is the Eevee of gay evolution: be the Espeon Twunk you wish to become!!!

"Hey remember Mastodon?"
Me peeking out of my dust bunny colony: "Masta-who? I don't know her"👀

I wanna drink pasta water and snort parmesan cheese: this diet is killing me

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“Food is a scam. We just buy it, shove it in our gullet and shit it out! It’s bullshit!!!”
-my mom

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Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I shouldn't have bought this rhythm game, I know it's my one true vice😑

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RT @CaseyWColler@twitter.com

Here's a tiny Windblade riding Defensor's shoulder to brighten your Saturday morning.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CaseyWColler/statu

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Beware of What Awaits In The Caves!!
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catgirls :sparkles_pink:​, catboys :sparkles_blue:​, nyanbinary :sparkles_nb:​​ and cats. :sparkles_agender:

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retoot this and I'll type a very small story out for you

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see, i'm not staying on m.social bcs i particularly favor it over any other instance
it's just easier to stay where i first planted
anyone from anywhere can just follow me for me and not the whole instance. and i'll just be funny ol me who Happens to have an m.social @

tl;dr i'm the only important person on m.social

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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

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if I had a penny for every time someone removed me from a boyfriend's house for "making love to the Christmas ham and trying to eat the porcelain baby jesus" I'd have maybe 1.3 pennies

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Hey friends,

so uh... one thing that is cool is to tag your discussions about recent media. Like Voltron! People like Voltron. But someone spoiled the end of the latest season that recently posted. I have yet to watch it, but now I know what happens in one case and it's incredibly frustrating.

Tag your spoilers and discussions about these things please. Be a good neighbor.

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