Austin Dern @Austin_Dern@mastodon.social

Simple pleasures of the modular and heat-resistant.

https://www.gocomics.com/bleeker/2018/12/17

Watched two Madagascar Christmas specials and I feel like they sat on my head and made me beg for mercy.

Am I just being an Old and cranky about cartoons I didn't grow up watching or were they loud and frantic and not that good?

So I did okay at the Beatles #pinball launch party contest.

_Popeye_ laying down some harsh truths here.

http://comicskingdom.com/shared_comics/6e318ec7-49f5-4761-8dd3-9316b24ef9f9

We have all been Salem.

https://www.gocomics.com/swan-eaters/2018/12/14

Your friend who's finally figured out how to square his interest in inanimate tf with all his friends' interest in feeder scenes!

https://www.gocomics.com/my-dad-is-dracula/2018/12/14

That server you remotely reboot at 2:30 am and that doesn't come back up.

No, no, I didn't need to do anything today besides think about peeling off your skin to reveal the robot underneath, that's all right.

https://www.furaffinity.net/full/29725959/

Running across a picture on FurAffinity, realizing you know exactly which of your friends would like to see it, and then realizing that's who drew it.

Aquaman, or simply one among Thequamen?

Meanwhile, the part of every Jack Chalker novel where we pretend there's a plot instead of just sexy tf/tg funtimes.

https://www.gocomics.com/scenes-from-a-multiverse/2018/12/12

Where the furry-norm conversation was at in 2008.

https://www.gocomics.com/maintaining/2018/12/12

Discovering your friend has a *thing* that you're just not up for.

https://www.gocomics.com/inkpen/2018/12/12

Reuters: 'UK's May faces party confidence vote, says she will resign before next election'

So, she's quitting next week? Wow.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu/uks-may-faces-party-confidence-vote-says-she-will-resign-before-next-election-idUSKBN1OB0K5

Whoever wrote the Rankin/Bass _'Twas The Night Before Christmas_ could not have written a more baffling script if he tried. Like every other line of dialogue makes things weirder.

Trundle presents a miniature of his clock. It's a model so has children singing. The full-size one has an adult choir.

The mouse's father appeals for belief in Santa, pointing out if you don't believe in that then what about fairies and leprechauns? Because the only thing kids love more than Santa is leprechauns?

All right but whatever happened to the Snow Parson they called into existence to marry Frosty The Snowman and his wife Crystal?

Oh yeah, that former person you know who's into age-regression and drone stuff, but isn't positive about the latex skin stuff.

https://comicskingdom.com/shared_comics/5599e752-dff3-4bfd-8a57-cc46664a6ef8

The first section of this book seeks to debunk the International Date Line ... the second section aims to overturn the conventional wisdom that the International Meridian Conference of 1884 was a success ...

[ Quivering with joy that he knows what to get @zebratron2084 for Frithmas! ]

Coming up at 2:00 on Main ...

https://www.gocomics.com/next-door-neighbors/2018/12/11

How to keep https://blimps.xyz/about distracted while you go wrapping presents or something.

https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2018/12/11