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Ever since Tumblr completely fucked itself at the beginning of this month I've been coming here for my boosting-shitpost needs, but you fuckers are falling down on the job

My timeline is full of incredulous videos from voters in NY shocked by the lines to cast an early ballot and like, I'm very happy New York City is turning out but now pls give me this energy in every damn swing state.

RT @LilNasX@twitter.com

the clubs need to open back up i miss standing on the wall and looking at my phone and taking a video every ten minutes so everybody knows i’m having fun

RT @adamjohnsonNYC@twitter.com

10 year anniversary of the Rally to Restore Sanity next week, to mark it, gonna need a formal apology from John Stewart for whatever that was

RT @jennycohn1@twitter.com

"Officials say Russia's ability to change vote tallies nationwide is limited." As in limited to the swing states??? Seriously, what kind of statement is this?! 1/ twitter.com/nicoleperlroth/sta

RT @sandela@twitter.com

-Executed two no knock warrants during which people were killed
-Won an argument in court that beating a Black man to death with knuckle plated gloves is not excessive use of force twitter.com/SeanCarleton/statu

RT @MatthewGreenNDP@twitter.com

Just to clear about what's happening at ...the Mayor of Halidmond County Ken Hewitt who called @1492LBL@twitter.com Haudenosaunee Land Defenders ”terrorists” and called for my arrest has used his position as Mayor to further his personal financial interest.
twitter.com/bkennedystar/statu

RT @3rdAndMiles@twitter.com

Running like the Hamburglar in the rain is passed down from generation to generation twitter.com/realstarks27/statu

RT @goldengateblond@twitter.com

for years I’ve tweeted this out whenever reporters do their inane THE TODDLER SHAT THE BED IN A NEW TONE thing because this woman (@kashunabgto@twitter.com) is smarter than they are and everyone should know it

RT @AlannaBennett@twitter.com

This is her Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending moment AND I MEAN THAT IN THE ABSOLUTE BEST WAY

RT @hordie@twitter.com

HIRE ME AS MODERATOR I AM A MASSIVE BITCH TO MOUTHY MEN

RT @ambermruffin@twitter.com

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE THE MUTE BUTTON FOR IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA USE IT!?!

Come on, Kristen. Don't lose your nerve. Cut the guy off.

RT @MikeDrucker@twitter.com

MAGA dude wearing a fishbowl and air tight confederate flags banging on the window demanding to see some ID twitter.com/NASA_Astronauts/st

RT @tessavirtue@twitter.com

Nothing like a little dance party to start the week off right ... my friends at @motionball@twitter.com and @SpecialOCanada@twitter.com certainly know how to groove 💃🏻🕺🏻❤️

RT @RealChrisCal@twitter.com

Oh macaroni & gravy it’s your Uncle who by the looks & sounds of him is gonna rant about the PC police but wait then he has nuance! The character America would spill blood for!

RT @tylerschmall@twitter.com

I got fired because I thought my camera was off during a Zoom call and I kept putting more pants on.

RT @abbygov@twitter.com

"how are we gonna pay for the Green New Deal"

money is fake. we made it up. it is a piece of paper with pictures of slaveowners on it. you know what's real? the ozone layer

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