Was Mojo Jojo an earlier experiment by the Professor? If so, does that make him the Powerpuffs' older brother?

It's nice to get out and check out all the titties in the crowd 🀘

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Playing the first of some regular gigs tonight. Traffic is up and the place is packed! Could we be returning to normalcy?

used to be, before gutenberg, letters were a lot more expensive. punctuation, even more so. you'd have to trade a bushel of oats for the "a," etc. if you used the comma twice in once sentence, you were judged to have spent more lavishly than you could afford, such as foolishly trading your strongest livestock, which would have sustained the farm with its work, for an optional bit of punctuation, like a dandy. that's why they call it trading the "ox fer d'comma"

"we can talk about how capitalism is bad later, when there's not a republican candidate who's objectively worse than the democratic candidate running" i say for the 9th presidential election in a row, to my coworker on jeff bezo's Mars slave colony

Dunno who needs to read this, but you matter. You don't suck, and if the voices in your head say you do they're wrong. If the voices outside your head say that, fuck 'em.

Be excellent to yourself.

I was never much of a gamer at all, but always wanted to play Portal. I bought it back in April of 2011 but my hardware wouldnt run it. Awaiting download on a more current machine, and excited that I might finally get to play it after almost a decade!

I saw a carpentry helper tool on Amazon that makes me want to punch people in the face because if you need that tool then you shouldn't be near sharp objects

Did anyone ever figure out why Resident Evil: The Final Chapter was such a horrid piece of shit that threw out and ignored everything and everyone in the previous films?

You just don't know how your night is gonna go, and then you discover bunnybot

Tryna switch browsers; one of them keeps crashing nowadays. Pardon any repeat follows

My wife has been watching lots of videos from a mortician and I'm getting a little nervous

Pt 2: then, realising I was a rock musician, she said, and I quote: "Oh, and you'd probably get along good with her husband Ed... He's a pretty good guitar player... "

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Just hearing about EVH from you guys. Bummer! But I have a fun story:
My wife was assistant and nanny to LA royalty, and was friends with Valerie Bertinelli Van Halen.. and babysat Wolfgang. She was not privy to that entire heavy metal scene back in the 80s and I was. One day she was telling me about her time hanging out with Valerie and "Wolfie".. .. Part 1/2

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