Two totally different people fused together to form a coherent other self walking around and the slightest disruption splits them apart because they both want to be in focus. Fusions are so hugely relatable on the level of how I just exist as a person. Everything is so chill until I go to war with myself. #StevenUniverse
https://twitter.com/BigPaulieDoyle/status/1109501658432708608 when you're extremely secure in your masculinity
Holding hands in public: If someone messes with you they mess with us both. Free to allied hand-sanitiser users.
Holding hands while walking: Sweaty. Awkward finger placement and trajectory politics. Why would you do this to me.
Holding hands in bed: Thank you. The joy of spooning is a malicious lie. May these united kingdoms forever reign comfortable.
Holding hands while eating: Attempts to do so will be considered an act of war.
I have had consistent dreams about the apocalypses for about two weeks now. I’m so impressed that they’ve all been so different, my brain is so amazingly creative about our extinction. Sometimes it tries to save us, mostly kind of just walks along side and watches it happen. But golly, might write a book of short stories about the end of everything.
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I don’t sleep well at the best of times and just had a solid 7 hours, woke up, ate 2 slices of pizza, and fell asleep again for 6 hours. I feel crusty and still like I haven’t slept. Out of everything in my life going on this is the overarching problem making everything worse. Trying to positive but cheery just isn’t an accessible thing sometimes, even to force. Trying to think of something to pull me out of this weird butterfly that can’t wriggle out of the cocoon situation.
Next year at 11:59PM 7th of March I’m going to repost this. Remind me. (Twitter screencap) Show more
My gosh you can feel the insecurity oozing out of this data.
finding dory conspiracy theory time part 1 Show more
hello beautiful friends it’s finding dory conspiracy theory time!
It is my genuine belief that the plot of finding dory was changed halfway through production by disney to allow for maximum merch partnerships and toy distribution, in this essay I LITERALLY WILL EXPLAIN WHY
She/They. 34. I already like you.
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