i should have said toot by the foot
To convince someone they are wrong, let them have their way.
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
I don't mind paying taxes.
I mind that I have to /do/ taxes because a bunch of companies lobbied to ban the IRS and financial institutions from just collating the data they already had on me and crunching the numbers.
And then some different ones managed to get themselves made gatekeepers to electronic filing.
soup by the foot
What's the easiest way to manage instances and accounts between them? Is there a native app for Ubuntu, perhaps?
Big Meat doesn’t want you to know: a Fender Rhodes electric piano can provide all of your essential proteins, if played correctly.
TIL Freud was the doctor who tested cocaine on himself and got the idea stolen from him by another doctor who claimed it as his own. Maybe that's why he was such a pessimist
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Kid I'm passing in the street: What do dogs say to each other in their language?
Mom: I don't know.
Kid: I'm gonna become a scientist so I can find out.
Still on the same job application, one sec gotta upload a fucking selfie.
Me: "I want to serve burgers to hipsters in Memphis."
Person who writes applications: "Please fill out the application in its entirety."
Also that person:
April Fools, Bitches.
It's not so much "treat others the way you want to be treated" as much as "expect to be treated the way you treat others"
*throwing darts at a dart board*
my next toot will be about...
in an inconvenient and contrived manner
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