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Oh hey, by the way, enjoy cat hat part 2!
Two pics of a black cat wearing a small black and green knitted hat with pompom and long tassels, looking not displeased with himself

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@Gargron I love Yahtzee's quote on this:

"Why are you raiding?"

"To get better gear!"

"Why do you need better gear?"

"TO RAID WITH!"

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Filling in the alt text on your posts' images is a great way to help blind people using screen readers, as they have no other way of knowing what is in the image.

There's now a bot service that sends you a DM if you have forgotten to add an alt text:

@alt_text

Follow the bot to start the service, unfollow to stop.

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I want to believe that "have a good night" is not a command but an incantation and a directive to the world around the person you're addressing.

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here is a pair of disembodied jorts legs for anybody who wants to edit photos to make them have more jorts

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Guys I start school soon for the first time in 8+ years and I’m really excited!! 📚✏️😱

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Ⓐ 

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I was typing in "good size for a desk monitor" but now I'm on a side quest?

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Reading online news, 2008:
- go to website
- read news

Reading online news, 2018:
- go to website
- no, don’t share location
- hell no, don’t send me notifications
- consent to cookie warning
- consent to policies
- no, don’t open in app
- no, don’t want the newsletter
- skip inspirational quote
- close full page ad
- read news

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When you’re evil, but you also gotta stop to smell the flowers.

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Sure sex is cool but have you ever been close to tragedy
or been close to folks who have?
🎺🎷🎺🎷
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
so heavy you collapse?
🎷🎺🎷🎺
No?
🎷🎺🎷🎺
Well,
🎷🎺🎷🎺
IIIIIIII've
never had to knock on wood

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