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Oh hey, by the way, enjoy cat hat part 2!
Two pics of a black cat wearing a small black and green knitted hat with pompom and long tassels, looking not displeased with himself

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@Gargron I love Yahtzee's quote on this:

"Why are you raiding?"

"To get better gear!"

"Why do you need better gear?"

"TO RAID WITH!"

@mortefran Wow! It’s beautiful. If you’ve ever read Robin Hobb’s Realm of the Elderlings books, this instantly made me think of Lord Golden. ♥️

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I want to believe that "have a good night" is not a command but an incantation and a directive to the world around the person you're addressing.

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here is a pair of disembodied jorts legs for anybody who wants to edit photos to make them have more jorts

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@scoots
We’ve got holo ✅
We’ve got moons ✅
We’ve got gaming ✅
We’ve got a floofy friend ✅
WE’VE GOT TOE BEANS ✅

Excellent post 10/10

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Guys I start school soon for the first time in 8+ years and I’m really excited!! 📚✏️😱

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I was typing in "good size for a desk monitor" but now I'm on a side quest?

@beej I definitely thought this was a personality quiz upon reading the first sentence.

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Reading online news, 2008:
- go to website
- read news

Reading online news, 2018:
- go to website
- no, don’t share location
- hell no, don’t send me notifications
- consent to cookie warning
- consent to policies
- no, don’t open in app
- no, don’t want the newsletter
- skip inspirational quote
- close full page ad
- read news

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