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Toxic masculinity is toxic for everybody. Let's all take care of each other
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Men cry.

Men break down.

Men suffer with eating disorders and body dysmorphia.

Men have suicidal thoughts.

Men die by suicide.

Men suffer with mental illness.

It’s not unmanly to struggle.

We need to be encouraging men to speak out, not letting them suffer in silence.
twitter.com/hatttiegladwell/st

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André 3000: What's cooler than being cool?
Me: Being kind and making people feel appreciated!
André 3000: I can't hear ya, I say what's... what's cooler than being cool?
Me: Being kind an--
André 3000: Alright, alright, alright, alright... *leaves to talk to the ladies*

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Do you toot a Toot?
Or hoot a Toot?
I think elephants technically “trumpet”, as the verb

I’m gonna go with Doot a Toot

Anyway goodnight

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Tomorrow I am embarking on a road trip to a full scale replica of Stonehenge. In Washington state. V excited. Will share photos.

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the biggest danger for me on Mastodon is my unstoppable habit of opening any CW, even the NSFW. I just do it without even thinking about it, my finger does it before my mind says "don't click!"

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I am officially opening my commissions again!

There will only be 4 slots available at a time. Prices start at $25 for a digitally penciled figure with no background, $50 for digital inks (no background), and $75 for digital colors (no background.) Additional characters are extra as are backgrounds.

Email me at SarahNeilaElkins (at) gmail if you're interested!

I can NOT draw NSFW content.

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It might rain this weekend! Finally, the neverending gloom triumphs over the hideous daystar!

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“average girl loses 30 hairties a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average girl loses 2 hairties per year. hairties lucy, who lives in dallas & loses over 10000 a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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y'all like synthwave? y'all enjoy fucky downtempo breakbeats? guess what I put the two together, and this marks the first song I've completed in literally forever

enjoy, y'all dropbox.com/s/ilyffjkvgo0zkll/

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and for those who don't feel like downloading songs at the drop of a hat, have a preview!

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Uber Driver: Man, I was really hoping to be off by now
Me: Oh uh.. sorry? That you.. willingly accepted my ride request..?
-10 minutes later, on the highway, stop and go traffic, driver is clearly tense and anxious-
Uber Driver: Yeah. It’s REALLY time for me to be off the road right now.
Me: 😳

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