Okay, who's used their power to change their time zone to feel special? Don't make me call Tom Scott!

My office has these novelty napkins where each one has a conversation starter, and I swear at first glance I thought this one said "How dare you stand out today?"

"How much do you hate the MacBook Pro (2018) keyboard?", you ask?

Everyone's taking about Apple Card, but nobody mentions that Google used to have a debit card

Costco doesn't let me use a long password, nor one with spaces, nor one with these HTML characters in it. Suspicious...

Oh my good gosh...

Gmail hasn't actually been updated since 2004, has it? They've just bolted things on top of it and bodged new icons everywhere, haven't they?

RIP Inbox...

God bless the people who make their living seeing the best in humanity and encouraging others to turn those traits into a gift

Awwwww and they ruined it by not accepting
motto*sable3abreast~minuet

despite their client-side validation saying it was fine

Oh hey I just noticed this minimap in Xcode 11 beta. Didn't even think about it cuz I'm so used to it in everything else 😂

Oh cool does this mean module stability? No more bundling in Swift libs?

Moving Help doesn't let me use Maturate8lowbrow4rot5egan1polygon as a password, but it fits all requirements

Tesla doesn't let you unsubscribe from their marketing eMails without giving them your full name.

@Tesla@Twitter.com

Today on : Vistaprint! Why are their requirements so horrible? They won't tell me but they sure don't like my long, secure password.

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