Just finished childproofing my house. None of the little fuckers are getting in here. It’s like a reverse Home Alone
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@BethanyBlack Macaulay Calkin's reign of terror will finally come to an end!
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Problem is, he isn't a child anymore. There is no escape.
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@BethanyBlack breeders arent sending their best!
honestly i dont hate the next generations.
"next youll be saying they should go to special schools."
"THEY DO!"
@BethanyBlack Math homework and tax forms... and an ennui generator.
#FBPE 
@BethanyBlack Alone Home hits different
Most municipalities frown on drones, remote controlled cannon, lasers, or booby trapped submachine batteries.
Electrified door mats too.
@BethanyBlack Breed Blocking!
The first step to child proofing my home was to get a vasectomy.