AS A #Alexa User
I WANT Amazon staff to listen to my recordings
SO THAT they can laugh at my awful dialect.
AS A Twitter account for black user stories
I WANT to have a website at https://blackuserstories.com
SO THAT I can scare even more users.
Black Stories for Developers and Users.
AS a parody account
I WANT to use social media
SO THAT you can read my toots instead of doing something useful.