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on that note, blood and pepsi go well together

lord give me strong teeth
I wanna bite someone o lord

Unforseen illness has delayed me, but once again I wish you all a happy Throwback Thursgay! mastodon.social/media/brZqefhh

Daddy's all right
Cummies all night
They just taste a little weird
-Cheap Dick

And a double dose as repentance for last week. May you all both look and feel as cute as you wish. mastodon.social/media/mZuP03FI

"This is something I’ve always wanted to do. I wanted to play something that will let me feel when the ball touches breasts. I want to play pinball on a woman’s body." - Kenichiro "based" Takaki

All I want in unlife is to be covered in skulls

who wants to join my band Sheldor and the Zimbabwes

I literally cannot stop listening to doo-wop