BlueSpaceCanary @BlueSpaceCanary@mastodon.social
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Occasional reminder that I'm @bluespacecanary@mastodon.xyz now
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MASTODOPERATIVES
My flight to London is about to depart SFO. While I am in the air, please examine the first character of every Mastodon git commit, which forms the base16 encoded address for a security deposit box in Geneva. It contains the plans, passports and equipment you will need to overthrow all other social networks by the time I land.
Good luck! Mastodon Victorious!
DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.
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The local TLs fell over, it's not just me, right?
I'm @bluespacecanary@mastodon.xyz as well now, in a vain effort to help reduce the hug-to-death factor
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can we chill a bit with the yelling at devs yeah? I'm sure people know that vertical and horizontal federated scale are needed...
hum, I tried to hop to xyz but they seem to be down
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Friends, @Gargron's going to have to scale up to support this crazy (and awesome) spike in new users. Let's pay the man: patreon.com/user?u=619786
(Also consider new instances, etc, but we all know mastodon.social's going to get most of the growth for the time being.)
maybe I'll just skip over to masto.xyz
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@Gargron There's a big french tech site that just did a news post about Mastodon. Brace yourself : https://mastodon.social/@numerama/1498473
I am so ready to be home, visiting parents (especially now that they don't live where I grew up) sucks so hard
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PSA:
I think people are accidentally posting without censoring. When you post a picture, you have to add the photo and THEN select "NSFW" so that it's hidden for it to be out of view. (cw does not do it!)
Like this: https://mastodon.social/media/zXCz08_sw7v0V_jzMpI
Maybe it's time to learn Rubby
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ah yes the political spectrum https://mastodon.social/media/wSBEUVxCv4-6Dtd9vQQ
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If you're new to Mastodon, here are the rules:
- you must speak French for half your posts
- Canadians can earn bilingualism credits here
- the punchline for your joke must be obscured by a CW
- a tweet is called a toot, the past tense of "toot" is "twoth" and the plural is "twoot"
- follow @TootBot to keep up-to-date on Mastodon news and developments
If only there were some sort of mechanism for employees to organize to protect themselves from a hostile employer 🤔 a "uniting," a "unifying," idk I'm sure y'all can think of a snappy term https://venturebeat.com/2017/04/02/a-google-x-employee-collapsed-on-the-job-and-coworkers-say-corporate-culture-is-to-blame/
Like, an infosec-specific instance would be neat!
It seems like a lot of birdsite people who haven't spun up an account over here have similar complaints, and most of them are basically resolved with "run an instance for your social circle."
brains are weird & dumb
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boost this toot if you're a monster
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