"In the future they'll have flying cars and hover boards!"
Oh god. "Radio 2 in Ibiza." I just cringed inside out
Is there a setting to 'always show the boobs'
I'm just sitting on the sofa watching TV. If this is what the 90s were like I don't want to remember them.
Why do all flat-Earthers sound exactly like Russell from Detectorists
Why are so many Mastodon users unable to pay their rent this month 👀
Facebook. The source of truth.
Dido was on the radio yesterday. I'm still annoyed about it.
Looked at the news this morning and wondered, "what kindergarten class is this?"
They say change is as good as a rest, so this morning I rested my underpants
Which logo is best?
Hottest day of the year, and a bank holiday, so obviously the missus is insisting we go to a local car boot
The broken biscuit at the bottom of the packet is so annoying. Makes you wonder why they even bother putting it in.
Trust everyone exactly once.