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It's here! Take a look at the top 10 overtakes of 2017 - as voted for by you

Thank you for all your votes, and congratulations @DanielRicciardo ๐Ÿ‘ #F1

Oh. Oh right. All my life I've been getting Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell mixed up.

The rest of my life should be a bit easier now.

I've lost a permanent marker. How is that even possible

I tried to get my lady to play last night, hoping to hear her say "It's too hard!" for the first time ever.

But she just said "This is rubbish," and not for the first time ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I've written a poem, chronicling in verse, the story of Ronald Shusset and Dan O'Bannon's screenplay of a murderous alien xenomorph, as brought to life by the incredible Ridley Scott in 1979's Alien.
The opus begins:

Ripley, Dallas, Lambert, Parker,
Ash and Kane and Brett,
Were all aboard the Nostromo,
And then they all got ate.

I thankyou.

When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

Mastodon? Fantastodon more like! Or something.

Please boost.

- Glowing stars. I used to sit here as a child
- And now?

She frowned

- Now space travel isn't a thing. Everyone's in the network. I spend my days there working, porting apps between clusters

She stood up and threw a stone in the water

- Nobody's out here any more. At least the seas are clean
- Yeah. Pity about the military drones. Can't swim in there

She sat down again, looking ahead, three metal plugs visible at the base of her skull

- We screwed up, didn't we?

#writing #flashfiction

Go on, @KevinMagnussen - we dare you...

What. A. Move.

#SingaporeGP #F1NightRace ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ

My Ubuntu 16.04 laptop (been in constant upgrade since 8.04 Hardy Heron, no reinstalls.) wallpaper, with myself and a few friends 8,000 light years from Earth

There's no sweeter sight in than seeing a Ferrari take out another Ferrari. Fuck Ferrari.

Hello Mastodon. I'm getting shit-faced.

Watching a sad story on about a man about to lose his family due to a gambling addiction.

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