BoringKate @BoringKate@mastodon.social

I don't know if I'll really end up using it any more than (let alone in place of) this account, but I made one over at switter. https://switter.at/@boringkate

I woke up like this. Hung over and wearing makeup. Flawless.

Why does mastadon automatically include the url for your uploaded pic in the text of the post? Like you don't actually need it. You can delete the url before hitting toot and the pic you attached will still show up.

You can't just randomly put a picture of a butt on the front of your restaurant and not expect me to take a selfie with it.

Don't worry. My hair is still long enough for you to get a good grip on it while you face fuck me.

Sup, nerds. I got a haircut.

Cleavage for days. https://mastodon.social/media/X7u9Y8RolMrjVujm7cU https://mastodon.social/media/rZVTjFZ2G1GIYp7JA-Q

Fidgety zipper bracelets 4 life. https://mastodon.social/media/ufz-9puwTIvrsnV4JKQ

It's a Kate! https://mastodon.social/media/ewXEaMGcLhn5C6v1gig

2018 is the year of being the goth gf you want to see in the world. https://mastodon.social/media/fqI6Vkc1JQSFV1czR7U

I'm just gonna spam you with some pics I never got around to posting here. Deal with it. https://mastodon.social/media/AnbOtx_ebdT-kWO0QUs

69 followers. Nice.

Dunno how much use I'll get out of it (I don't really use reddit), but I just made a subreddit if anyone is interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoringKate/

I'm also obviously on a bajillion other platforms.

https://twitter.com/BoringNerdyKate
http://boringkate.tumblr.com/
http://www.twitch.tv/boringkate/
https://instagram.com/theboringkate/
https://discord.gg/v9e6yUe
https://soundcloud.com/boringkate
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJIJ5k7Zz0TFYQVZE4l7UvQ

This selfie is just absolutabsolutely top notch. So I'm reposting it here too.

On my way home the other day a cute boy sitting around and smoking a joint at the entrance to the metro station told me that I'm beautiful. 10/10 v polite catcalling. https://mastodon.social/media/ynQf7zYu0LJOdQ4-k7Q

My relationship with ~gender~ can be best summarized by the fact that I've been spending most of my time listening to Nancy Boy on a loop.

I don't get this site. I've logged on a few times now and never seen anyone discussing any species of extinct mammutid proboscideans in the genus Mammut, distantly related to elephants, that inhabited North and Central America during the late Miocene or late Pliocene up to their extinction at the end of the Pleistocene 10,000 to 11,000 years ago. Feels like false advertising.

Hey, Mastodon! I haven't been tooting or whatever much, but I'm back now to give you my hot take on girls. They're great.