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my keybase verification 

Did you know that PHP stands for PhuckingHypertextPrinter

Someone talked about touhou so i logged back into mastodon

*goes into pub*
*buys orange juice for everyone*
only Jess is drinking them oh no

I aplogigs if i toot dunb things im high on dentirst air

I have too much power and have created fortnite in batch

Fun fact Quicksilver is my fave superhero

:sm64_b: :sm64_r: :sm64_i: boosted

When you accidently make a good looking image and you wanna show it to all your friends

:sm64_b: :sm64_r: :sm64_i: boosted

CPU Gore 

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