Why do cats walk into the room and immediately stare at you?

I really want to lead this upcoming webinar as a illustration/ cartoon of myself. Actually I would like to attend all meetings that way…

This is crazy, I just noticed one of my flowers is blooming in January. It was just 70 degrees and now snow. The plants are just as confused as we are.

My little dude was upset because I wouldn’t top off his food bowl.


Her face…
That’s what they get for not minding their business.

RT @desusnice
imagine being in the whip and telling someone to "turn up that jimothy my guy"

RT @UserServiceDesk
@Oregonian Here's a twist that no-one saw coming.

Wow…
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RT @Oregonian
An Alabama man thought he’d been shot by an intruder. It turns out it was his wife’s boyfriend, secretly living in their house trib.al/Of8S2N9
twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1

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