I had a middle of the night argument with my cat and forgot to take my meds when I got up this morning. How’s your day going?

[Happy tooting]

Mastodon! Holy cow, Mastodon, today's gonna be *amazing*. You and I, we're going to have just the best day. It's still dark out for another couple hours, but I just *know* that it'll be a perfect day with perfect weather for whatever it is we all need to do today, and everything's gonna go the way we need it to go, and it's really just going to be a top-notch sort of day today. Believe you me, Mastodon, today is going to be a red-letter day. Boy howdy, golly gee willickers!

There’s a party in my pants, and nobody’s invited because I’m not wearing them.

BSOD
BIOS
CHKDSK

When things go wrong with your PC, English and vowels are the first to go.

Writing plans for today, people! My ongoing library of interconnected stories/characters is getting complex enough that I've got to start planning out future narratives so I don't lose track or forget things.

Holy crap, I'm like all professional and junk!

Anyway, if you'd like to read any of my stuff, most of it is up for free reading over at my Patreon page:

patreon.com/SebastianMalloy

If anybody ever questions the veracity of my statement that I dress like a four year old, they must first observe that I’m wearing clothes specifically made for children. And Wonder Woman underwear.

Them: So, what do you do for a living?

Me: Get rendered into grease for the corporate machine. You?

Wearing eyeliner without primer is just waiting for time to turn you into 1995 Kate Moss by 3PM.

I went six rounds with my dress this morning trying to put it on. I chipped a nail, I got a little sweaty, I did a lot of swearing, and I won. Guess I’m wearing it the rest
of my life now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m not a spiritual person, but I believe in the power of people. If you have a spare moment, and the emotional bandwidth, please throw some love to my friend @cheojackson as he’s in surgery this morning.

Boost if you're a cute girl or you like macaroni and cheese

Photos are all taken and edited, but I have a headache so I think I’m going to go to bed early before it becomes a full on migraine.

#preview #mastoart #jewelry #creativetoot

mastodon.art/media/W7V8oQgGJfJ

cute people regardless of gender. boost if you agree

I won’t be having a sale in my Etsy shop for Black Friday... but I will have a sale set up for Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday. I’m also going to be getting new items listed Thursday evening after my family feast and on Friday after I’m done with work. 💜💜💜

I come to Mastodon to talk to people.

I go to Twitter to watch the country slowly become a burning hellscape.

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