Once more, with feeling:
Reading the mastodon.social guidelines, at https://mastodon.social/about/more , is not optional if you want to post here.
mastodon.social is only one of many instances in the Mastodon federation. If you can't abide by the rules on that page - which apply to both public and unlisted toots and to your profile! - please find another instance where you might feel more comfortable.