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At around 5:40 am MST. I may have produced the loudest fart known to humankind. I don't have anyway of proving this but at least I've admitted it.

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many people consider me the worst account on mastodon

Wish I still existed as atoms and particles in the universe instead of being a human.

At around 5:40 am MST. I may have produced the loudest fart known to humankind. I don't have anyway of proving this but at least I've admitted it.

There is this guy at my work who looks exactly like the T-Mobile CEO and all he does all day is walks in rhythm with a loud stomp. I just want to congratulate him.

Biodome has the greatest opening to any movie. Fuck off.

Every weekend I cry watching bee and puppy cat.

Too many blue lives bullshit people in Arizona.

More bullshit work for Wells Fart n go as a contractor.....

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It always concerns me that state affiliated subreddits and associated discords are some of the most unhelpful circle jerked assholes.

tootdon.club

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We regret to inform you that Addison Russell was eaten by a bear today.

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@MLB can we also replace God bless America with the Internationale?

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jose reyes was eaten by a very large fish early this morning. multiple reports confirm the fish is alive and well.

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