I dropped off tooter for a while and I missed a shit show with wilw? Not sure I even want to know what happened

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Bought myself a porteur rack for my bike and I have finally achieved peak Dan

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In updates from 2012 I watched the first Season of The Fall this week/tonight and boy while I didn't exactly enjoy it, it is very good innit

Apropos of me killing the clock on this week in work, here's a nice photo of Skaftafell I took in March

Flat hunting is the fucking pits. cheek of people to ask for 6 weeks rent as deposit plus one month up front. Like who was nearly £1500 available like that

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What y'all been tootin' about this weekend?

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we are a modest company with modest goals
1. drain the oceans so we can find and kill mr met

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🎶
TOOT TOOT TOOT
🎺 🎺 🎺
TOOT TOOT TOOT
🎺 🎺 🎺
BOOST YOUR TOOTINS'
BOOST YOUR TOOTINS'
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So far my Mastodon experience has been 90% chuckling at the idea of 'toots' and that I am 'tooting' my thoughts into the world like tiny farts, which tbf, they are; and 10% enjoying it not being a garbage fire

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Its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to boost precisely one toot and call 911

Tired: Turning 'n Burning
Wired: Tooting 'n Booting

Mastodon is like the Hechizeros Band song "El Sondito" if you replaced all the beeps with toots

UN
DOS
TRES
CUATRO
youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb

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