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I'm so lazy I struggle to motivate myself to get out of bed and go pee.

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Pretty sure I get worse at wrapping presents every year

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im gna die i had ice cream and im lactose intolerant and now my body is fighting meeee!!!!!

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When you can’t find your remote it’s because I’m sitting on it

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For my last birthday my cousin got me a light-up unicorn horn and her dog Charlee was absolutely horrified

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hewwo? HEWWO??? mam can i PWEASE have some friendship

I keep trying to follow people I already follow on accident. I just love you all so much I needed to follow you again.

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