I can’t be bothered to message everyone individually but hey I moved to knzk @CantFingerPick so make sure to follow me there

I can’t be bothered to message everyone individually but hey I moved to knzk @CantFingerPick so make sure to follow me there

instance drama 

suicide 

My beloved knzk... gone but not forgotten... may you still come back to us...

the greatest strategic decision i ever made was choosing a name with the word binch in it so the most vitriolic insult becomes to me a cute nickname
the worst was doing so on mastodon where everyone is so lovely to me and accepting of my onerous opinions, that such a brilliant defensive play will never need to be utilised

Knzk is down but I want to continue my sweet sweet tooting does anyone want to give me an invite to bofa

Setting: Stardew Valley, opening cutscene.

You open your desk drawer, Grandpas words echoing through your mind. You open the letter, finally fed up with life in the city. You carefully unfold the paper and read the finely written words.

“Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for distance.”

Setting: Stardew Valley, opening cutscene.

You open your desk drawer, Grandpas words echoing through your mind. You open the letter, finally fed up with life in the city. You carefully unfold the paper and read the finely written words.

“Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for distance.”

Warp into system DK126FU-4 complete.
Star: Light orange luminous supergiant; Spectral type: K8Ia; Relative temp: cold.
Astronomical bodies detected. Likely planetary objects: 5. Scanning nearest...
Type: Super-Earth; deep axial tilt detected.
Onward.

None of my alarms decided to work today so I woke up super late so now I smell bad :(

Anyway back to you’re regularly scheduled shitposting

Daily reminder that capitalism is unsustainable and will only ever benefit the rich

might fuck around later and marry all of you

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