I say "tonight" like it's not actually 8AM and quite clearly light outside.

Saw the new Doctor Who again tonight. It's nice seeing that kind of sci-fi fairy tale thing in Sheffield.

I feel like I went to school with the salad guy. He's out there, somewhere. With his salad that he doesn't want. Try not to make eye contact.

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Went out in the wind day!

Lots of tiny leaf whirlwinds, and flapping trees and my hair would not behave, but then it rarely does.

I saw a (very) fluffy tabby cat sat on a table in someone's front garden, it watched me as I walked past, blinky.

Maybe it was the cat's front garden.

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I learned to type quickly while screaming for help, running away from whatever terrifying monster had nearly killed me in Ultima Online that evening. Important life skills.

Mo cat climbed on the keyboard and somehow he flipped the display on my monitor 180° and I have no idea how to flip it back.

He's gone off somewhere now, he's had his fun. Meowp.

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How have I not heard anyone talk about the fact that Alolan Persian looks like it was drawn by Jim Davis? Because it does.

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guys send me pics of your eldritch gods. this is mine

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Found a scary bear on eBay. Don't cross the bear, he'll mess you up.

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Eldritch Jolene by Corralfur - A cover of Jolene based on a Tumblr thread that keeps describing her in more and more terrifying ways until the singer begs "Have mercy at the end of days, Jolene."

m.soundcloud.com/corralfur/eld

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Ah, October! The falling of leaves! The chilly breezes! The one month of the year you remember that your childhood home had a basement and why can't you remember that fact year round? How could you have forgotten the basement and its low, steady calling? The mushroom fug? The whispers?

OCTOBER!

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Hey everyone! It's Inktober and I'm following the Lost Light Fest list. Number 1 is Ultra Magnus is his G1 style glory.

mastodon.social/media/IF05CsTH

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