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There was a young man
From Toulouse who got lim'ricks
And haiku confused

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food? Show more

I feel this toot will not travel well.

Why are they showing An Audience With Cliff Richard on TV, and why is it being watched on this particular TV in the room I am sitting in?

With Special Guests Another Level.

So I just took the lid off the milk carton and threw it in the bin, y'know, in case you were wondering.

This presents a problem.

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I'm playing something called Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap, and uh

this is the most adorable crouch animation

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-Normal people: "I want to go out, but its raining outside"

-Me: "I want to go out, but its sunny outside"

Has everything that happened (prior to the last hour) just disappeared? Is time behaving strangely? Did I sleep through a chronal anomaly again?

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Anybody remember Professor Oak's horrible, egregious lies from the old Pokemon strategy guide?

I think, or I thought, when I wrote this (half a lifetime ago), it was just some nonsense fake-poetry. I dunno, though... Show more

I should write more things. I should write *some* things. I used to write lots of things, and I wasn't even that bad at it. Bah.

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Hello everyone I'm sat on the stairs, it's daytime though so the stair-spooks are probably resting.

That's how it works, right? Anyway there's no sun here and that's a good thing.

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What should I do with the big old chimney pot we've got in the garden?

Cats and roses are both good and scratchy. I wounds.

food, horrible shouting, swearing, whining about home life, negative, venting, etc Show more