There's a beeping outside? Like, I think it's a lorry reversing or something but it could also be a really boring bird or someone playing the same note over and over again on a recorder. I hope it's a recorder. Yeah, it's a recorder.

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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see.

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How is "wouldn't've" incorrect, wiggly red line? That's clearly a word. Look at it! Right there. That word. Yeah?

Pfft.

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"Do I water the plants? Don't I water the plants? They're looking a bit droopy... ok I'll water the plants."

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MEGARAIN!

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JUST REALIZED

Jurassic Park is supes progressive from the dino perspective

- "so concerned with whether you can, not with whether you should" uhm hello silicon valley is that u
- dinos forced to work for the profit of the few rise up and literally eat the rich
- dennis embodies capitalist desire to get rich quick at the expense of everyone; gets what he deserves
- don't assume that dino's gender, bruh! even if you bred it to be female. maybe try getting to know that dino first before assuming

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Marvel are doing an Emma Frost one-shot, and a Magik one, and they just did that Dazzler one recently, and it's like they're trying to get me to be all buying their stuff again.

I want these things. It dangerous.

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Dave Lawrence trained a neural net to generate new names of BBC sound effects. Some of my favorites:

Approach of piglets
Footsteps on ice, ponderous, parakeets
Fairgrounds: Ghost train ride with swords
Man punting metal hand
Waterfall into cattle bread

aardvarkzythum.blogspot.com/20

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Apparently, the first commercially made computerized sewing machine available for the domestic market used a Gameboy as its computer.
teddy-feathers.tumblr.com/post
#nintendo #singer #sewing #wtf

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Is this wrestling? Is this what wrestling is?

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stories are some of the oldest magic

the capacity to tell a story, to ourselves and each other, equitably, compassionately, honestly, is one of the most effective tools we have for survival

but it's wild magic

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THE ALTERNATIVE TO SHONEN JUMP COMIC MAGAZINE, FOR LITTLE COMIC MAKERS!
TWO WONDERFUL ARTISTS (Benji Nate creator of Cat Boy, and Michael Sweater creator of Please Destroy The Internet) ARE ON A QUEST TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
Kickstarter link below:

kickstarter.com/projects/27306

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OK so smoke comes out of this old printer but only a little bit, I'm gonna say that was dust and it'll stop doing it and nothing will go on fire and everything will be fiiiiiine yeah.

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