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Me: So, wait, your offspring are going to eat you alive?
Spider: That's right.
Me: Isn't that kind of horrible?
Spider: You'd rather they ate me dead and decayed? Live meat is healthy, good for young spiders.
Me: I mean I'm horrified by the idea of being eaten at all.
Spider: This is the thing you humans don't get, because you don't have the option of a good death. Death is always a failure for you, no matter how it happens. If I die feeding my children, that means I win.

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