The "no true Scotsman" fallacy is... 

Pet death 

I got like 10 hours of sleep so today is either going to kick ass or my body will react to relaxing by getting sick. It does that sometimes.

Cooking 

Just saw a listing for a home for sale that described it as an “industrial income retreat” 🤢

(No it wasn’t in the Bay Area)

Bodies, theory: the endpoint of millions of years of evolution, an almost unimaginably refined and versatile machine

Bodies, practice: stepped into bright sunlight and was near-incapacitated by sneezing for ten minutes

After Modern Horizons, WotC should print a Postmodern Magic set:

* Only legal in standard, no eternal formats
* Reprint Solemn Simulacrum
* Opposite of full-art cards: no-art cards
* Reprint Ad Nauseam
* Reprint One with Nothing

When a weird ASAN-resistant memory smasher shows up and you even *might* be able to help (this time I wasn’t), you help, because there but for the grace of Satan go you.

David that’s not how the saying goes, it’s t—

God has no dominion over heap smashers.

Today’s obscure bridging bug: what’s the length of *half* of ʃ?

Thanks Harmony. That boot didn’t need an insole I guess >.<

Tonight’s midnight dog walk drama:

Melody: omg I must get up the hillside!

Me: … … … why?

Melody: it’s important!

Me, squinting into the darkness: what’s up there?

Big ol’ raccoon: sup?

The dog was so excited to see me she hit herself in the face with her tail 😍

Just ignore the fact that they somehow managed to pile most of their toys under that stool 😂

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