David Smith @Catfish_Man@mastodon.social
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I am an irregular collection of floating diffuse lights, chiming softly
Joined Nov 2016
Dungeon Crawl opportunism:
100041 | Zot:5 | Cast into level 5 of the Abyss (an ancient lich)
100316 | Abyss:5 | Got an abyssal rune of Zot
100980 | Zot:5 | Got the Orb of Zot
Yes, I got banished *from the orb chamber* and picked up the rune while I was out 😂
Muni station announcement, in the most exhausted voice I’ve ever heard: “…when you get a chance, could you bring a roll of paper towels? Not urgent, not a priority”
I feel like saying “shit is about to get weird and/or go down” about k6bd is extremely redundant, but even in that context: shit is about to get weird and/or go down
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1126957926697054208
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On Tuesday, my new (level 1) D&D group took on a child's bounty to find her cat.
Today, that quest resulted in us:
• holding palaver with the treant who had adopted the cat as an unwilling pet
• agreeing to render the local lumber mill inoperable in exchange for returning the cat
• massacreing a troupe of kobolds for a bounty
• leaving one kobold (named Fukkov Parr) alive so we could frame him for burning down the lumber mill
• deciding that we're actively sponsoring him as an ecoterrorist
Heh, I just remembered the D&D villain I made a while back, the nigh-omnipotent Rules Orb, GIGO: http://dscoder.com/rulesinevitable.pdf
FF7 remake? Can’t wait to see gamers laud the return to apolitical games as they play a kid who joins an ecoterrorist group in a corporate-owned slum before discovering he’s the product of unethical military experiments!
Also lmao the 1st image search result is porn 🤦♂️
nsfw, tmi, medical
*looks at Georgia*
Y’know, I was *really* hoping that when I looked at the state of the world a while back and decided to get a vasectomy I was overreacting.
Guess I wasn’t.
Object permanence: “ok so when you look away from an object it’s still there”
Me, with ADHD: “sounds extremely fake tbh”
OP: “no, seriously, it’s r—“
The pants I grabbed 13 seconds ago to put on but put down briefly: *nowhere to be seen*
*Heather and Melody go for a walk*
Harmony: MOW ☹️
Me: *pats bed*
Harmony: *chirps, excitedly jumps up next to me, then realizes it’s just me and walks off again*
Harmony: MOooooooow 😭
If you leave the h out of eschatology it means the world will come to a sticky end
*sleeping peacefully at 7:30 AM*
The cat: *sloooooowly reaches out to grab my ass*
A) wtf my cat groped me
B) she is pointy!
Turns out being very tired and playing competitive Magic don’t work well together 😅 I uh… made some fairly crucial and obvious mistakes.
Still, won one round and had fun.
Cool shit about this job: getting a demo & history of the Self language from one of the lead designers of Self
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Joined Nov 2016
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