[At the United States patent office]:
[Me]: "This is my design for a self-reheating, self-refilling bath tub that uses sustainable, renewable energy..." *hands over document*
[Patent Clerk]: *looks over paper* "...this is just a diagram of you pissing in the bathwater your bathing in..."
[Me]: *nodding* "Genius, right?"
Alright, had a good time on this account, but its time to delete. Ty for everyone who followed, it's been rad. You can follow me on @Catsandcats or @Catsandcatsandcats if you wanna keep in touch. I'll prolly delete this account this MLK weekend.
Lewd, potus
@Catsandcatsandcats it's called grunka in Swedish, btw.
I think the peepee tape will add a new level of verisimilitude (learned that word from @FirstProgenitor just today) to #FediLeaks
i have great affection for the fossbros! they can't help that they're fucked up and have weird looking dicks!
32 (ugh)
Socialist. Marxist. Union tradesman.
Back hurts all the time.
He/him/they/them
Love my bb bois