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Me growing up: Man I can't wait to be a normal per-

Brain: You're most attracted to an appendage that isn't a thing outside of fiction.

Me: Wh-

Brain: Muzzles are way cuter than human faces.

Me: Wait sto-

Brain: Nothing IRL does anything for you sry.

Me: Can I-

Brain: No

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@Caudle Me, an abnormal person: *Designs a hydraulic dampened plushie tail prosthetic that lets you move like the real thing*

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